The Appealing and the Peculiar – Zunil and Almolonga, Guatemala

I usually pride myself on my independence, especially during travel, but my time in Guatemala has made me the most fearful, boring and unadventurous traveler I’ve ever been.  All the obvious drawbacks aside, my sheepish ways on this trip have actually resulted some more fruitful travel experiences.  Typically, I never spend money on tour guides if I can do it myself.  However, what I gain in free exploration, I lose in well-researched information.  My Spanish school offered this trip to the neighboring volcanic valleys of Zunil and Almolonga as a group excursion, and hired a government-approved tour guide to fill our experience with lively facts and insider history.

The town center of Zunil was our first stop, just a 20 minute drive outside Xela.  The village lays comfortably inside a steep valley.  Lush patch gardens lead the way toward the town center.    We arrived here for three attractions, two of which were as normal as could be expected in this seemingly typical small town in Guatemala.  The third was a whole different story.

Zunil Cathedral

Because the indigenous Mayans were accustomed to worshiping outside their temples, Spanish conquistadors had troublebringing the new and potential converts indoors for mass.  The conquistadors resorted then to creating elaborate decorations on the face of the cathedrals throughout Guatemala.  This particular cathedral was built in the 16th century.

Indigenous Women’s Weaving Cooperative, Zunil

Just a minute from the cathedral, we visited a women’s weaving cooperative.  Centers like these host products crafted by various local women, giving indigenous women a simplified forum for making traditional weaving viable.

Altar of San Simon, also “Maximon, Zunil

Locals share a drink and a prayer with San Simon.

Maximon, once a rebellious Mayan leader, evolved into sainthood after suffering defeat at the hand of the Spanish.  He now takes the form of a life-size manequin dressed as a cowboy ganster.  Bandana, cowboy hat, shades, alligator boots–the works.  Locals come to share a smoke and a drink (poured down the doll’s throat) with the idol.  There is a small altar of flowers and prayer candles in the center of the room, and a place out back for frying chicken–in a more sacrificial than KFC manner.

Almolonga Baths

Just 10 minutes outside Zunil, the village of Almolonga sits on land thriving with natural “cumbras” (saunas) and “aguas calientes” (hot springs.)  We found a privately owned bath house offering private rooms.  Beside privacy, the benefit of one of these houses is the ability to personalize your bath temperature.

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More about Zunil:

http://www.thresholds.net/zunil/index.html

Speed Vacationing

Going somewhere for the short weekend.  My cousin flew up here to San Francisco from LA to get some dental work done.  She arrived at 8am and was back on the plane by 1pm.  Her unique healthcare plan looks illogical on the surface, but she actually saved a good amount of money on the work.  This led me to two thoughts.  First, we do seemingly irrational things to find a good deal, and second, our gauge of value is expressed in our behavior.  Traveling to find healthcare carries a different value set from traveling for pleasure.  My cousin would have never purchased these same flights for a four-hour vacation.  But why not?  Why couldn’t speed vacations, in a culture that knows how to get the most from its time, become a legitimate form of travel?

Why couldn’t speed vacations, in a culture that knows how to get the most from its time, become a legitimate form of travel? 

When I picture my vacation plan, I build a whole day around a single site-seeing event.  I find value in allowing myself time to steep in the culture of a location, and I will behave irrationally, at least according to my parents, to achieve this value.  I have at some points sacrificed stable jobs in order to open up my schedule for my dream excursion.  But most consistently, I will sacrifice time and energy planning every way to maximize my experience .  (This generally includes a precise string of events involving local eatery, tourist traps, local events, and natural and cultural scenery.)  One major site per day therefore is totally justifiable if it’s enhanced with a pairing of local experiences.

By no means then do I believe you have the opportunity to truly absorb a place or its culture by zipping out and back through its airport security.  I do think it is possible though for a speed vacation to be appropriately enjoyable, and that I might find value in the amount of money I spend for the roundtrip flight.  Until I actually achieve my first sped vacation to tell about, here are some ideas on what a potential plan would be.

The Plan

  • Consolidated location  A city that has quick and simple transportation is key.  This means you need to find the best ratio possible of more time spent at sites to time spent getting there.  A place like San Francisco will have a heap of sites in a walkable distance.  Places like San Diego are more spread out, but if you have a car, you can zip from coastal town to coastal town, maximizing scenery every inch of the way.
  • Exotic but not far away   A place that is the perfect balance between being new enough to be exciting yet not so exotic that it takes the whole day of your day trip to get there.
  • Simple airport  Likewise, the airport can’t be a maze.  You either need to know your way around the place, or make sure it’s the kind of airport you can draw a direct line from off-boarding to taxi.
  • Off hours  There’s no time to afford for baggage check-in traffic and security checkpoint lags.  Book a flight in the off-hours of that airport.  If you can find an airport-less-traveled, then that’s all the better.

Benefits

  • No Hotels  Since you are not staying overnight, your potentially biggest expense will be eliminated.
  • Any day is a holiday  Don’t wait for the next MLK holiday weekend.  Any weekend, or even half weekend is game for the speed vacation.

Complications

  • Just as in my last post I conceded that less packing space means for more packing strategy, I have to admit now that less time in a location means for tight time coordination.  Everything will be planned minute by minute.  This calls for some real coordination skills.